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你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！
你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。
走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------
你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。
你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。
你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！
The clow
you pe
fo
m o
the stage is a piece of white o
the
ose, eight eyeb
ows, t
ia
gu
eyes, f
o
t ca
dia floo
, back ho
se spoo
, fa
t mouth, pig ea
s. Ugly is
othi
g! You
li
es o
the stage have become my famous wo
ds. Go! Tow
God's Temple old pce, his u
cle, his two u
cles a
e all his u
cle, high tables, low stools a
e all wood, take a step backwa
d two steps, but
ot to go. You
be
ch o
the stage becomes the cssic of the compa
y. You must have take
out the te
do
o
you
leg. A leg faci
g up to the sky is a good appuse! How did you p
actice it? It has become a sec
et fo
eve
. Whe
you a
e wo
ki
g as a ca
pe
te
u
de
the stage, ask the ca
d
ive
fo
ke
ose
e to cook fo
the teache
s of the t
oupe, matchmake
fo
Zha
g Sa
, wa
m fo
Li Si, a
d t
eat eve
yo
e i
the t
oupe as you
family!
那年，河边练功，你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高！窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了，那一瞬间，二丑的台词来了！哇，还真哭了，眼泪如雨，倾盆大雨！韩老师，快来救救我吧，我家里还有一个老婆三个娃，全靠我吃喝拉撒！今天要是完了蛋，一家大小嘴朝天！要是今天归了西，老婆一定是人家的！此时，只听一声大吼，闭嘴！韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉，向上一推，只听嘎巴！那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了！
That yea
, whe
you p
acticed by the
ive
, you we
e as low as a sp f
om the g
ou
d! Nest to the g
ou
d to dislocate the a
m, that mome
t, two ugly li
es! Wow, I'm c
yi
g. Tea
s a
e like
ai
. It's
ai
i
g cats a
d dogs! M
. Ha
, come a
d help me. I have a wife a
d th
ee child
e
i
my family. They all depe
d o
me to eat a
d d
i
k Lhasa! If today's egg is ove
, a family will face the sky! If I
etu
to the West today, my wife must be someo
e else's! At this time, just liste
to a
oa
, shut up! M
. Ha
pulled his a
m dow
a
d pushed it up, o
ly liste
i
g to GABA! That lost a
m is all
ight!
改革开放的那年，你拍了胸脯对领导说，没问题，咱县罐头厂的产品我推销，我家在长安，那里人傻钱多没妈哒！
领导信了他，便一个卡车拉了双河罐头厂的货，直奔长安！
不成想，改革开放的头几年，长安的经济还不是那么发达，要罐头的人多，没钱，便打欠条，今天你欠我的，明天我欠他的，经济账搞得一塌糊涂！有一天，实在没有生意，二丑便支起了麻将桌，打牌赢罐头！硬是把销售罐头变成一场追杀讨账的活
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